Ten Lies We Often Tell Our Partners

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I know many will say i dont lie, but when it comes to a relationship, there are many “white” lies we tell. See them below.

1. I am listening — when you are actually busy browsing a social media page.

2.  I’m not in a bad mood — when your body language and facial expression say otherwise.

3.  I only had one drink — even when your speech is slurred and you can hardly maintain your balance.

4. I didn’t see your text/call — when you have only deleted your call log and emptied your message box just in case you want to prove him/her wrong.

5.  You don’t look fat — when s/he can hardly fit into his/her regular size again.

6.  I am sticking to my diet — after you have just walloped a plate of junk food.

7.  I did orgasm — when you know quite well that you faked it.

8.  This isn’t a new outfit — when you have not even finished the payment for that new outfit.

9.  Your bum doesn’t look big in that — even when the cloth is almost bursting in the middle because of the unwieldy backside.

10.  I wasn’t looking at her figure — even when you have just whistled in your mind, thinking, ‘Wow! What a knockout!’

-Punch

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